Teens know EVERYTHING! Trust me!

Okay, this is for those of you who do not know how to address certain teenaged issues that really make you uncomfortable.  Rule #1.  All teenagers know EVERYTHING.  Outside of Jesus Christ, they are third in line to God.  In short, especially if it is a male, they can be a gangsta wannabe, a smart ass, or a nerd, or a choirboy and still KNOW EVERYTHING.  As for the females, they know everything as well and have a particular way of making their male counterparts THINK that they do know everything, only the little vixens are in control of the whole scenario!

The female teenager has a better grip on reverse psychology than their male counterparts as well.  They can verbally whip that male counterpart on a dime and then turn him upside down to shake him.  When they do that, 9 cents will fall from his brain!  On the other hand, the males KNOW how to make the females feel utterly guilty for shaking them upside down, too.  They leave them sitting by the phone playing solitaire (or the Wii) for hours, while they hang out at some buddy’s house playing “Call to Duty: Black Ops” on a PS3 or a Gamebox 360!

After break ups, the girls call each other crying “Oh gooooooddddddd! He dumped meeeeee! ***Whaaaaaaa****!”  then the other one who isn’t crying will say, “Hey, let’s go see that new Justin Bieber clip!” and then by some magical power, the other girl’s eyes light up and a broad smile is on her face! It is a smile that is also so bright, you could stick the girl on the hood of a car and use her for a high beam headlight!  I have never seen anything like it!  The ex-boyfriends  have  got nothing on Bieber!  Seriously folks!  That Bieber magic puts “Harry Potter” and “Twighlight” to freaking shame!  You’d think the girls were high after watching it!

Now when it’s the BOYS going through the break up, that magic cure usually comes in the form of a PS3 or XBox and the game of choice is called “Call of Duty: Black Ops”.  They will magically be hypnotized into forgetting all about your daughters, granddaughters, sisters and nieces the minute the cellophane is taken off of the bloody case!

If you really want kids to NOT have time for sex–just buy your boys and girls a PS3, a X-box 360, or a Wii! It’s caused more break ups than you will ever know among the kids.   Believe me when I say that  they will spend more time on a game system than they will hanging out with each other 9 times out of 10!

Rule #2:  They STILL know everything, even if proven wrong! If you don’t believe me, just ask a teenager!

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